Useless Blockchain
Useless Blockchain
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🧱 [ANN] Useless Blockchain Halving Schedule Fellow Builders of the Block, Worshippers of the Chain, and Seekers of Absolutely Nothing: We are proud (and slightly confused) to announce the official Useless Blockchain Halving Schedule — a series of monumental protocol events where mining rewards decrease, while the pointlessness remains perfectly intact. This halving serves no purpose beyond mimicking real blockchains and giving us an excuse to say things like "tokenomics" and "supply curve" in dev meetings.
📜 What Is Halving? A halving is a sacred ritual in which the chain reduces the mining reward for each block. In real chains, this affects scarcity and inflation. On Useless Blockchain? It just hurts your fingers more. But tradition matters. We mine, therefore we are. Even if it’s for nothing.
🧠 Why Halving? Because Bitcoin has it. Because Vitalik won’t return our emails. Because you people keep mining like it means something. And because deep down, in our collective Useless soul, we know this chain should get harder the longer you stick around. Like life. Except worse.
⛏️ Useless Halving Milestones Block 0 – 1 mUSB per mine (Genesis Block of Regret) Block 500 – 0.5 mUSB (The First Great Useless Halving) Block 1000 – 0.25 mUSB (Despair Curve Activation) Block 2000 – 0.125 mUSB (The Era of Dust Mining) Block 4000 – 0.0625 mUSB (Micromining Begins) Block 8000 – 0.03125 mUSB (Post-Hope Period) Block 16000 – 0.015625 mUSB (Ghost Clicks Only) Block 32000+ – 0.00001 mUSB (Full Decay, Eternal Grind) Note: Values may be rounded. Who cares.
📢 Key Impacts ✅ Rewards decrease ❌ No price impact (there is no price) ✅ Forum replies cost the same ✅ Pain increases exponentially ❌ Still no utility
Glory to the Chain. Suffering to the Miners. — The Core Team of Useless Blockchain
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