(拍案而起)"操!以太坊基金会这帮孙子又双叒叕割韭菜了!"(猛拍大腿)
今天市场绿得跟韭菜地似的,基金会大佬们一瞅K线图——"嘿!咱家ETH还没跌穿裤衩呢,赶紧再薅100枚!"(手起刀落)转眼间30万DAI到手,韭菜们捧着钱包原地裂开:"您这是卖币还是卖队友啊?"
要我说,基金会压根不是搞区块链的,是搞行为艺术的! 每次一卖币,币圈就跟吃了泻药似的,币价一泻千里。去年刚说完"要考虑质押赚利息",转头就**"质押个屁,老子直接套现!"(掏出POS机狂刷) 韭菜们还在梦里数钱呢,睁眼一看账户——"卧槽!我的ETH咋变厕纸了?"(捶胸顿足)
更绝的是人家还自带"逃顶大师"认证!2021年牛顶卖完就腰斩,今年刚抛300枚ETH,市场立马表演"信仰崩塌自由落体"。韭菜们跪求:"爹!您要钱直说,别拿币价当祭品行吗?"
(点烟冷笑)"什么去中心化?基金会才是真·中心化收割机!" 手里攥着27万ETH,每次出货都跟便秘挤牙膏似的——今天100枚,明天100枚,韭菜们的心态比ETH的Gas费还崩得快! 建议下次改名叫"以太坊拆迁办",专拆币民钱包!
(摔键盘)"去他娘的HODL!基金会卖币的时候咋不喊口号了?"(瘫坐)算了,洗洗睡吧,梦里啥都有——除了涨的ETH。

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